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Hehehe......! Cengengesan (girang) adalah efek pertama yang terjadi dalam diri saya setelah saya keluar dari pintu kelurahan. Efek kedua, ketika nyetir saya ngakak abis. Kenapa neeeh?
Gini lho, pagi ini saya harus mengurus sesuatu yang berhubungan dengan surat penting yang harus di tanda tangani oleh lurah setempat. Setelah dari RT-RW tujuan saya adalah KELURAHAN.
Well, sampailah saya pada bagian loket administrasi kelurahan (yang kosong melompong nda ada staf yang bekerja kecuali dua orang) untuk mengurus salinan surat dari RT-RW tadi. Lalu saya bertemu dengan seorang petugas, sebutlah namanya Ibu Fatimah.
Setelah basa-basi sedikit dengan Ibu Fatimah, akhirnya saya diminta untuk menunggu di ruang tunggu. Sekitar 15 menit, surat yang dimaksud selesai. Saya dipanggil masuk. “sudah selesai mba, silahkan ke ruang Pak Wakil saja” “kemana Pak Lurah?” tanya saya nyelidik “oooh beliau ada jadwal kunjungan” saya manggut – manggut.
jadi saya yang harus menghadap sendiri ke Pak Wakil untuk minta tanda tangannya? Apa beliau nda tersinggung bu?” tanya saya memancing.
Tau dong anda, kenapa saya bertanya seperti itu? Karena menurut saya itu kan tugas Ibu Fatimah, saya kan customer (hehe..).
Tapi saya segera menangkap maksud Ibu Fatimah, maksudnya supaya ‘amplop tanda tangan’ langsung nyelip di balik map yang saya sodorkan ke meja pak Wakil saja. “ooh gak apa-apa, memang biasanya yang perlu langsung menghadap sendiri” begitu Ibu Fatimah menjelaskan. Saya manggut – manggut untuk kedua kali.
Kemudian saya masuk kedalam ruangan Pak Wakil dengan wajah ja’im. Eeh ternyata Pak Wakil nda kalah ja’im (saya ngikik dalam hati) plus dengan kumis hitam tebal, muka sangar, perut buncit khas pejabat pemerintah lah, “waduh alamat ribet nih!” begitu saya pikir. Saya berusaha tenang dan menyampaikan maksud saya untuk minta tanda tangannya. “nggak salah nih, minta tanda tangan kesini??” ucapnya tegas sembari telunjuknya mengetuk – ngetuk pada kolom tanda tangan. Saya tertegun. Weqs!!! “saya kira enggak pak, soalnya prosedurnya memang harus kesini dulu kan?” jawab saya cepat (nggak kalah tegas). Pak wakil manggut – manggut sambil membubuhkan tanda tangannya. Kemudian dia menyodorkan kertas itu ke depan muka saya. Upsss! “Nih sudah selesai” ujarnya harap – harap cemas. Saya nyengir jahil. Kemudian bangkit dari tempat duduk tanpa ada gelagat bahwa saya akan mengeluarkan ‘jenis – jenis amplop’. Saya melirik dengan sudut mata saya dan melihat raut kekesalannya. Saya ‘tersenyum menang yang pertama’ seraya mengucapkan,”terima kasih pak!”. And out.
Setelah mendapatkan tanda tangan, sekarang saatnya saya minta stempel kelurahan dan ketemu Ibu Fatimah lagi. Ibu Fatimah tersenyum manis setelah membubuhkan stempel. Matanya sama menyelidiknya seperti pak Wakil.
Saya kembali ‘tersenyum menang yang kedua’ seraya mengucapkan,”terima kasih bu!”. Tapi kemudian saya berbalik,”Ibu, ini infak saya untuk ZIS yang di meja Ibu” saya menujuk map plastik bertuliskan AMAL ZIS/BAZIS (Insya Allah saya tidak bermaksud riya). Kemudian saya ngeloyor keluar seraya mengucapkan salam. Saya yakin Ibu Fatimah sama melongonya dengan Pak Wakil melihat ulah saya.Hehehe....! Akibatnya...saya cengengesan trus tertawa menang. Menang ? Ya, menang karena setidaknya saya membebaskan diri saya dari budaya ‘memberi tip’ pada sesuatu yang seharusnya memang pekerjaan yang harus di lakukan tanpa pamrih. Rakyat melayani rakyat. Bener nda saya ???
قُلْ كَفَى بِاللَّهِ بَيْنِي وَبَيْنَكُمْ شَهِيدًا يَعْلَمُ مَا فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالأرْضِ وَالَّذِينَ آمَنُوا بِالْبَاطِلِ وَكَفَرُوا بِاللَّهِ أُولَئِكَ هُمُ الْخَاسِرُونَ Katakanlah: "Cukuplah Allah menjadi saksi antaraku dan antaramu. Dia mengetahui apa yang di langit dan di bumi. Dan orang-orang yang percaya kepada yang batil dan ingkar kepada Allah, mereka itulah orang-orang yang merugi “. (QS. Al-Ankabuut : 52)

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